NEW MARKET, Md. - Frederick County sheriff's deputies have arrested a man accused of offering marijuana to store clerks in payment for gasoline.
It allegedly happened Monday about 3 p.m. at the Classic Fuels Store on Old National Pike. Deputies said a 52-year-old man offered marijuana to pay for gasoline, and a clerk in the store called authorities.
The man and his motorcycle were searched, and deputies said they found suspected cocaine, Oxycodone pills and suspected marijuana.
I would like to know if you think marijuana should be legalized (not to pay for gas of course) and if you belive, as some do, that marijuana could save the economy? By the way, the national debt is so high that most calculators can't even fit all the numbers on the screen. Look it up!
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Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
No Arms No Service
TAMPA, Fla. – A Florida man born without arms says a Tampa bank would not let him cash a check because he couldn't provide a thumbprint.
Steve Valdez didn't have an account at a Bank of America location in downtown Tampa, where he tried to cash a check from his wife last week. However, Valdez has prosthetic arms and is unable to provide a thumbprint. He says he presented two forms of identification but was still denied.
He says a bank manager told him he could either come back to the bank with his wife or open an account himself.
Bank of America spokeswoman Nicole Nastacie says the bank has apologized to Valdez. Nastacie says the bank should have "offered alternative requirements if an individual is not able to give a thumbprint."
So exactly what the f*ck were they thinking. Did they think he cut his arms off before he got there to scam them? We have to realize that in this perfect world we live in, there are actually people here with handicaps. No matter if it's a birth defect, the result of an accident, or one of those people on world's most dangerous...we have to have alternative methods that can accommodate everyone.
Steve Valdez didn't have an account at a Bank of America location in downtown Tampa, where he tried to cash a check from his wife last week. However, Valdez has prosthetic arms and is unable to provide a thumbprint. He says he presented two forms of identification but was still denied.
He says a bank manager told him he could either come back to the bank with his wife or open an account himself.
Bank of America spokeswoman Nicole Nastacie says the bank has apologized to Valdez. Nastacie says the bank should have "offered alternative requirements if an individual is not able to give a thumbprint."
So exactly what the f*ck were they thinking. Did they think he cut his arms off before he got there to scam them? We have to realize that in this perfect world we live in, there are actually people here with handicaps. No matter if it's a birth defect, the result of an accident, or one of those people on world's most dangerous...we have to have alternative methods that can accommodate everyone.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Did You Hear Something?
In Florida, a burglar made off with a man's valuables. Later on he came back for the 100lb plasma screen tv that he left in the backyard........while investigators were still in the house. They say they left the tv where it was so that they could dust it for finger prints.
Do you know how pissed they were when they found the television gone? Right under their noses. If they catch this guy or have caught this guy can you even remotely believe the ass whooping they are going to bring with them. If the police have to chase you they always bring a major ass whooping with them (ask the Birmingham, AL police) so imagine stealing something right under their noses.
Do you know how pissed they were when they found the television gone? Right under their noses. If they catch this guy or have caught this guy can you even remotely believe the ass whooping they are going to bring with them. If the police have to chase you they always bring a major ass whooping with them (ask the Birmingham, AL police) so imagine stealing something right under their noses.
Two Come, One Leaves
A couple in Detroit, Michigan was at a restaurant on their first date. The male stated that he left his wallet in the females car and went out to get it but didn't return. He didn't just skip out on the bill, he stole her car as well.
The female knew him as "Chris" but that was in fact a fake name. The man's name was really Dejuan McCoy and if you think he's so smart he isn't. The woman had his correct cell number and he had also sent her a picture to her phone.
How smart is that to steal someone's car you are out with on a date. They can give a detailed discription of the car and not to mention can retrieve a picture message you've sent them of your face. Also I had a thought. Did she pick him up from his house? I would hope he wouldn't be that stupid but then again he's not being blamed for being the smartest person in America.
The female knew him as "Chris" but that was in fact a fake name. The man's name was really Dejuan McCoy and if you think he's so smart he isn't. The woman had his correct cell number and he had also sent her a picture to her phone.
How smart is that to steal someone's car you are out with on a date. They can give a detailed discription of the car and not to mention can retrieve a picture message you've sent them of your face. Also I had a thought. Did she pick him up from his house? I would hope he wouldn't be that stupid but then again he's not being blamed for being the smartest person in America.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Almost An Early Thanksgiving
Peruvian drug smugglers are finding new and innovative ways to import drugs to the U.S. Just when you were getting your mouth ready for some holiday turkey.....
Police in Peru, acting off of a tip, stopped a bus and searched for possible cocaine hidden somewhere in the baggage area. They found a crate but it wasn't full of cocaine, but rather two turkeys. They noticed that the turkeys looked a bit bloated and when they lifted the feathers in the chest region and noticed a man made seam.
A veterinarian later removed 1.9 kilograms from one turkey and 2.9 kilograms from the other...roughly 11lbs.
So when you eat turkey this holiday season and you start "trippin" don't worry it's just the coke talking.
Police in Peru, acting off of a tip, stopped a bus and searched for possible cocaine hidden somewhere in the baggage area. They found a crate but it wasn't full of cocaine, but rather two turkeys. They noticed that the turkeys looked a bit bloated and when they lifted the feathers in the chest region and noticed a man made seam.
A veterinarian later removed 1.9 kilograms from one turkey and 2.9 kilograms from the other...roughly 11lbs.
So when you eat turkey this holiday season and you start "trippin" don't worry it's just the coke talking.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
One Way Ticket
A 39yr old Omaha man accused of raping a 14 year old girl was convicted and now awaiting his sentence. He's facing up to 70yrs in prison and I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. Well after he raped this girl he did what any 8th grade educated rapist would do....he broke into a church and stole a statue of the Virgin Mary to sell in hopes of getting money to pay for an abortion.
Was he planning to just knock on this girl's door and offer her a ride to the clinic too? I'm just wondering at what point did he want God to book his trip to Hell first class?
This is at the top of the WTF*ckery list so far this week.
Was he planning to just knock on this girl's door and offer her a ride to the clinic too? I'm just wondering at what point did he want God to book his trip to Hell first class?
This is at the top of the WTF*ckery list so far this week.
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