Did You Hear Something?

In Florida, a burglar made off with a man's valuables. Later on he came back for the 100lb plasma screen tv that he left in the backyard........while investigators were still in the house. They say they left the tv where it was so that they could dust it for finger prints.

Do you know how pissed they were when they found the television gone? Right under their noses. If they catch this guy or have caught this guy can you even remotely believe the ass whooping they are going to bring with them. If the police have to chase you they always bring a major ass whooping with them (ask the Birmingham, AL police) so imagine stealing something right under their noses.

Two Come, One Leaves

A couple in Detroit, Michigan was at a restaurant on their first date. The male stated that he left his wallet in the females car and went out to get it but didn't return. He didn't just skip out on the bill, he stole her car as well.

The female knew him as "Chris" but that was in fact a fake name. The man's name was really Dejuan McCoy and if you think he's so smart he isn't. The woman had his correct cell number and he had also sent her a picture to her phone.

How smart is that to steal someone's car you are out with on a date. They can give a detailed discription of the car and not to mention can retrieve a picture message you've sent them of your face. Also I had a thought. Did she pick him up from his house? I would hope he wouldn't be that stupid but then again he's not being blamed for being the smartest person in America.

Liberation

Search deep in your cranium into the grey matter

release the thoughts and ideas you've had over the years

Liberate

A controversial thought that people have fought and fought all the way to the top of the mountain

Heads of this confused nation have placed the constraints and restraints designed to hold us back

Attack the notion that norm is norm and fashion is fashionable

Liberation is regardless of the consequence of your action

Factions exist to take the think out of thinking

You're left with ING

HopING, wishING, prayING for the next leader to come save your wellbeING

SingING the old song of I can't

They have captivated your mind and stolen your time with sophisticated technology

TV and mp3, MTV and BET,

Repetitive subliminal messages of how to act and how to dress

Fictional rap wars between east and west

Reality tv thats so far from the truth and liberating music negatively influencing our youth

Liberation is Martin and Malcolm screaming uplifting verbiage

The wise words they quoted and the measure of their courage

Liberation is marching on Washington with a dream of many colors and sitting on buses and refusing to move any further

Liberation is sitting in the class implementing knowledge that benefit your peers and open the ears of the bias, racist, sexist media

Liberation is wearing what they don't and going against the grain leaving a stain on the face of the machine

Liberation is chanting in one loud voice and not going silently into the night

Liberation is new ideas when the old ones don't work

It's the hammer banging the nail through the walls of captivity to a new role of relativity

Relative to me you and all who live and breathe to achieve

Liberation is freeing your mind and thinking outside the box

Not chained to one concept but breaking those locks

Liberation is women voting and me finally equaling a whole man

Equal representation now thats Liberation!

Almost An Early Thanksgiving

Peruvian drug smugglers are finding new and innovative ways to import drugs to the U.S. Just when you were getting your mouth ready for some holiday turkey.....

Police in Peru, acting off of a tip, stopped a bus and searched for possible cocaine hidden somewhere in the baggage area. They found a crate but it wasn't full of cocaine, but rather two turkeys. They noticed that the turkeys looked a bit bloated and when they lifted the feathers in the chest region and noticed a man made seam.

A veterinarian later removed 1.9 kilograms from one turkey and 2.9 kilograms from the other...roughly 11lbs.

So when you eat turkey this holiday season and you start "trippin" don't worry it's just the coke talking.

One Way Ticket

A 39yr old Omaha man accused of raping a 14 year old girl was convicted and now awaiting his sentence. He's facing up to 70yrs in prison and I haven't even gotten to the worst part yet. Well after he raped this girl he did what any 8th grade educated rapist would do....he broke into a church and stole a statue of the Virgin Mary to sell in hopes of getting money to pay for an abortion.

Was he planning to just knock on this girl's door and offer her a ride to the clinic too? I'm just wondering at what point did he want God to book his trip to Hell first class?

This is at the top of the WTF*ckery list so far this week.

Stay In Your Own Lane

What ever happened to doing you? Why can't people stay in their own lane these days? The latest occurence of lane changing is Jay-Z's new song off of his upcoming album D.O.A.(Death Of Autotune).

He never names anyone in particular that he's aiming his verbal assault at but still....I like Jay-Z's music and all but my problem is why is he attacking people that like to use Autotune in their music. If he doesn't like it that's fine....turn the damn station.

Now I know that there are waaaaaaaay too many artist using autotune today and everybody can't be T Pain. But they have the right to make what ever type of music they please.

Yes, I know he's Jay-Z but who the hell is he to tell me what I should listen to and if I were a music artist who the hell is he to tell me what I can and can't do on MY song. Is this a plot by Jay-Z to hype up his fans for his new album or what?

While I'm talking about Jay-Z, I can't believe he has enough pull to get Chris Brown thrown off of the BET awards line-up. He said that he nor Beyonce would perform if Chris Brown was put on the show. I'm sorry but neither one of their performances were outstanding and I don't think people would have not watched the show if they said Jay-Z and Beyonce weren't gonna perform.

If he's bored, rather than picking fights with autotune, why don't he pick a fight with a valid hip hop artist. Probably because the last time he did he was blown out of the water by Nas. Jay-Z you have freedom of speech to blast whomever and whatever you please but since you wanna call yourself the best rapper alive, try picking on RAPPERS!!! Other than that, Stay In Your Lane!!!

Curiosity

I think she floated over to me on a cloud
Butter pecan skin hair blowing in the wind and THAT look in your eye
A story to tell those eyes informed me before I knew you
A story of life
A story of struggle, good times, tragedy and triumph, heartache and strife
Oh that story your eyes told
A story that made me curious, so curious I forgot other things existed
Existence is small and curiosity has stolen the day forever
Never ever have I seen this intrigue in one being from me
This curiosity is like my mistress of the night taking her away to conceal our evil deeds
I'm haunted by it and I need it
Secretly I map out my plan to conceal this mystery escaping me
I must grasp it while your not looking yet right under your nose
I pose as another character in this novel called the world
Sneaking by your eyes and moving past your intellect to the center core where the jewel is encased
Gently I lift the top and decipher the codes that hide THE SECRET, MY SECRET
A momentous breakthrough turns out to be a disguise
I have sacrificed sure footing for the embrace of a lifetime and now I'm trapped
Yea though I walk through this valley I am not comforted
I am defenseless leaving behind my guards for a taste of this evil nectar
Now I reside engulfed in the flames of lies and my heart frozen in Medusa's stare
I sit here in the trap I sprang lead by curiosity and hopes
But a lighted path appears with unseen consequences and possibilities
I slowly rise to my feet and cautiously wander into foggy promises once again
I bring my tools and more from the former mentioned trap but are they enough
I hesitate but with curiosity as my guide I can't be stopped

Lost in Plain Site

So I've been sitting here thinking. I haven't been in a relationship in a long time. I've been ok I guess where I am but there are those nights when you wish you had someone to come home to or someone to listen to you when you're talking. Someone you can get cozy with while watching a movie or just sitting home by candlelight listening to some soft music and having a bottle of wine. While I was thinking about that I had another thought. What is it that I want in a woman. This may sound like a simple question and answer but as I sat here and pondered this simple equation I realized that it's a very complicated answer. You see I've been alone for so long that I'm really not sure what I want. Being in a relationship is a totally different way of thinking. For so long it's been all about what I want and what I like but in a relationship it's less about YOU and more about US. AM I ready for that mode of thinking or have I become too comfortable in this solitary realm in which I reside. Hmm?

I'm really sitting here pondering how does one leave this thinking behind and commit oneself to another. I'm grown now and I'm really not trying to have just a friend here and there I would like something put in cement. But I know I shouldn't go out and consciously look for it and that I should let it find me. They say that it happens when you least expect it but will I be ready?

The Big Mid-Life Crisis

Shaq is known for winning NBA championships and all his nicknames ie The Big Aristotle, Diesel, and Superman. But Shaq on reality television? Shaq is premiering his newest sideshow called Shaq versus where he will challenge other top atheletes in their own sports. It premeired August 18 where he challenged Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. Shaq was put through a real NFL combine workout and was no match. Later in the season he will challenge other atheletes such as Michael Phelps, Venus and Serena, Oscar de la Hoya, and more. I need more Shaq on tv like I needed four more years of Bush and Cheney. Why don't he just sit back until October when he will join Lebron James and the Cavaliers and come up short in the NBA playoffs.

It's All Their Favre

Unless you have been dead that last two days and just digging yourself out of the ground the Vikings have signed Brett Favre to a two year contract. It was only weeks ago that Favre himself said that he was completely done with football and he was fine with that decision. Now all of a sudden he has that itch again. I feel like Favre is being very selfish. He owns just about every record possible and his legacy will forever live on so what's left to prove? He did make one statement that I agree with. He said that it's his legacy and he can do what he wants with it. That's true but what about the other quarterbacks that are now behind Favre. They went through hot july two-a-days in full pads. Not to mention Sage Rosenfels was brought in under the impression that he would be battling for the starting job and now where does that leave him. In my opinion he should have to get out there and earn a starting spot just like everyone else. I do wish him well but I just hope Brett Favre can live with the legacy that he will finally leave in this league.